harpsandhurdles

harpsandhurdles @ 2006-07-04T21:21:00

2006-07-05T01:21:52Z

I got to feed a giraffe! They have long black tongues! Yay!

Im a cat whore

2006-02-21T18:47:33Z

Well, Squideo has only been gone a few days, and it just feels so lonely. So I am fostering a cat from the shelter....and I think Im falling in love with her. I dont want to show any disrespect to Squid....am I moving to fast? I just feel guilty. The kittys name is Jade because of her eyes, but if I kept her, I would change her name to Waffle or Clementine. Which one do you guys like better! I need you help on my cat problems.

Goodbye

2006-02-17T16:06:52Z

November 15 1985 - February 17 2006

harpsandhurdles @ 2006-02-06T13:55:00

2006-02-06T18:58:30Z

Wow, this is a truly unique folk song. I laughed while maintaining a scared look on my face.

"Even though most people call it a vagina, some children call it a Virginia."

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=2&pls=video.category.1152.1156720&startid=1439394&start=3&guideContext=1151.1152

P.S. This video does not work using Firefox browser.
P.S.S Somebody needs to sing this song at an upcoming show.

harpsandhurdles @ 2006-01-26T18:20:00

2006-01-26T23:20:53Z

Lost

2005-09-22T20:38:54Z

Eh..so.....what did everybody think of the season premier of Lost? Was the hatch a parallel dimension, another life etc. Thoughts, comments, anybody?

harpsandhurdles @ 2005-08-21T12:22:00

2005-08-21T16:23:27Z

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

Does desirous have a funny-shaped head or what?: Its not his head, its his hair.
Why is mangoleah sneaking up behind you right now?: To give me a wet willy.
What is the most embarrassing thing you know about nathew?: He called random people when he was a kid because his brother told him that Vanilla Ice lived there, so he would ask for Vanilla Ice.
What is commie080's favorite song?: Orange!
martymarsprstar: ninja, pirate, monkey, or robot?: A robotic pirate monkey with ninja skills.
What is the most insightful thing you have heard sedestian say?: He will be the tallest person when he moves to China.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

harpsandhurdles @ 2004-11-07T11:35:00

2004-11-07T16:42:03Z

Today Marty and I went to the JCPennys Portrait Studio after we had lunch at Hooters. We were going to go to Wal Mart to have our pictures taken, but the photo studio is in the very back, and you know how that shrapnel in Martys hip bothers him. Heres the picture, we found the kid in the dumpster out back.

Might as well just be a greeter at Walmart who goes home to watch Fox News everyday.

2004-11-04T21:17:21Z

I am extremely ashamed to be an American, These comments on Salon.com sum it up a little better than I could.

........"America is now the beer-bellied ass who tells everyone else how to run their lives, kicks the cat and makes jokes about his spouse's butt in front of the family. America is the big guy on the block whom everyone tries to duck away from but can't because he's out there every day loudly telling everyone what he's going to do to so and so, and if anyone has a problem with that then they are gay. America is now a middle-aged oaf. America is now the America of Ashlee Simpson, porn, Abu Ghraib, NFL Sundays and gas-guzzling SUVs."

Well, America, how about that! Four more years of George W. Bush! Are we excited yet?
"Just think, four more years of endless war, endless fear-mongering, endless American soldiers and Iraqi civilians dying every single day, endless increases in the deficit and air and water pollution, endless cronyism, endless tax cuts for billionaires, endless shredding of the Bill of Rights, endless underfunding of public education, endless color-coded terror alerts, endless bleeding of the Social Security and Medicare budgets, and endless right-wing judicial appointments! I haven't been this excited and hopeful since my dog died!
I am so glad America has seen the light and elected George W. Bush, not just because of four more years of the above, but because this wonderful Christian, God-appointed president will save us all from the abortionists and the queers who want to defile the sanctity of marriage."

.................

2004-11-03T23:10:18Z

I really dont know what to say I feel like we are all fucked. GW back at the white house, republican majority in the house and senate, many very conservative christian republicans....Im scared!

I have arrived

2004-11-02T16:48:23Z

I finally got my own live journal...after months of watching Martymarsprstar writing furiously on his.
Well today is election day, and I was awaken by a knock at my door, it was a rosy cheeked young man bouncing up and down "I see you are a registered democrat, have you voted for Kerry yet" I said "No Im waiting for Martymarsprstar to get home from work" He smiled and hung a KerryEdwards thingy on my doorknob.....and proceeded to bounce back down the stairs. He really did bounce. He was an excited man. It was very contagious, and it rubbed off on me......I feel like going to vote right now! No.......I must wait until I at least take a shower, I would not want the voters to flee! The excitement on the streets is electric! When I look out the window I see a few other KerryEdwards volunteers bouncing down the street.